Apr 24

i was trying to open a pickle jar and it fell and shattered on the floor and there was pickles and glass and juice everywhere and i slow turned to my cat and whispered “well we sure do find ourselves in a pickle here” then stood there laughing alone in a dark house illuminated by the fridge light while surrounded by my disaster 

Apr 24

porcelainandgold:

tripster-and-the-mad-hatter:

glossynympheteyes:

this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck

It’s by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?

Actually, it’s Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is far…far….worse.

Apr 24
thescienceofjohnlock:

pizzapig:

thebobblehat:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

English English is like American English only less pretentious

Why do we use a mix of both, confusing as hell.

I just want to point out that we (the English) use both ‘draught’ and ‘draft’, as in ‘draft beer’ (in fact either spellings can be used for that).

thescienceofjohnlock:

pizzapig:

thebobblehat:

szarabasjka:

ilovecharts:

A quick look at British and American spelling

American english is like real english but badly spelled…

English English is like American English only less pretentious

Why do we use a mix of both, confusing as hell.

I just want to point out that we (the English) use both ‘draught’ and ‘draft’, as in ‘draft beer’ (in fact either spellings can be used for that).

Apr 24
nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real

Apr 24

This is just one of the best Friends moments oh my god.

ROSS JUST 

HANDS CHANDLER A LAMP.

Apr 24

colorcloudsdale:

Two Best Sisters Play Portal 2 [X]

Apr 24

quote We lead frantic lives, filled with needs and responsibilities, but completely devoid of any actual purpose. I say, let’s try to enjoy the simple things.

— Cecil Baldwin; Welcome To Night Vale, episode 8 (via thingsicantotherwisesay)
Apr 24
rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

rancis-motherfluggers:

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

Apr 24

I couldn’t sleep despite how I have to do a thing tomorrow… my solution so far was to cook 4 pieces of french toast and make a pizza omelet. I am the master of good decisions obviously.

Apr 24

airakanke:

tiffanydraws:

Read from right to left :)

This is a little manga I wrote to show how a girl’s efforts to make someone hurting smile ends up revealing a similar compassion from the very boy she was trying to comfort. It shows how a little kindness can sometimes seem pointless but it can be contagious and turn around to help the person giving it more than the one receiving it. 

SDOHUFodshuf omg this is so so so so so cute I love iiiit ahhh

Apr 24
themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.
one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying
she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod
she believed

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

Apr 23

mas0n-jars:

alana-leonie:

if you kiss my neck, you can softly hear the sound of my clothes being thrown to the other side of the room. 

Apr 23
Apr 23

As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.

nudityandnerdery:

speakerwiggin:

zohbugg:

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Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.

Such as making the bed:

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Making toast:

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Getting things off high shelves:

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Making coffee:

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Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:

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And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:

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I don’t know how I survived life without it.

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No comment necessary.

You are my hero.

Apr 23