Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.
#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face
if it was zeus he’d do a hell of a lot more than lick your face let’s be real
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We lead frantic lives, filled with needs and responsibilities, but completely devoid of any actual purpose. I say, let’s try to enjoy the simple things.
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I couldn’t sleep despite how I have to do a thing tomorrow… my solution so far was to cook 4 pieces of french toast and make a pizza omelet. I am the master of good decisions obviously.