Apr 19

atomskdluffy:

lestradeisasilverfox:

Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.

He is a man I would be honored to meet. Honored, and very much amused.

Apr 19
betweenfailures:

Jolene hears the singing in the forest…

betweenfailures:

Jolene hears the singing in the forest…

Apr 19
penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

penis-hilton:

givemeinternet:

The closer to the end the more satisfying it gets…

the last one was an orgasm

Apr 19

Disney’s Fantasia (1940)

Apr 19

thisurltotallysucks:

dion-thesocialist:

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

image

Apr 19

quote Your choices are: a) orbital elephant drop…

— DM, about to list two other choices that nobody was really going to choose after that first one (via outofcontextdnd)
Apr 19

flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

Apr 19

My only living friend is the Patriot Act

outofcontextdnd:

-lone surviving Ranger introducing her eagle companion

Apr 19

anti-feminism-pro-equality:

creepybabypasta:

son-of-an-assbutt:

mistintrees:

modmad:

You didn’t expect it to end happily, did you?

i like this far more than i have any right to

i don’t even know what i expected

I NEED TO NARRATE THIS.

ive been looking for this

Apr 19
chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

Apr 19
ddemotivators:

PC Common Sense
submitted by opuk0

ddemotivators:

PC Common Sense

submitted by opuk0

Apr 19
ezelsklap:

I WAS CHARIOTING ACROSS THE HEAVENS, DRAWN BY BILLY’S MIGHTY HOOVES TO ASGARD KINGDOM OF THE GODS, WHEREIN I DID PROCEED TO RAGNAROCK N ROLL. AFTERWARDS I WAS VISITED BY THE VALKYRIES BEARING GOLDEN APPLES. THE REST BECOMES A BLUR…

ezelsklap:

I WAS CHARIOTING ACROSS THE HEAVENS, DRAWN BY BILLY’S MIGHTY HOOVES TO ASGARD KINGDOM OF THE GODS, WHEREIN I DID PROCEED TO RAGNAROCK N ROLL. AFTERWARDS I WAS VISITED BY THE VALKYRIES BEARING GOLDEN APPLES. THE REST BECOMES A BLUR…

Apr 19
Apr 19

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

Apr 18

joshdoesntknow:

The kind of dad id be